Funny Quotes in School
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Luckily I’m in a computer lab at school so I have the opportunity to occupy my time in my neverending eCommerce Class. As a result I’ve decided to start a Blog on some of the funny quotes I hear in class. It’s an easy class so I will undoubtably have a lot of good quotes from my readers. In addition I’d like to encourage everyone to post their own. Here’s what I have so far this week:
Professor- “I love buying shoes online. Anyone know what the heck vegetarian shoes are?”
Professor- “Anyone here ever use eBay before? I’ve got these old records I need to get rid of, can you help me sell them?”
Professor- “Online billing allows companies to save on postage. Postage is expensive these days. It’s like fiddy two cent.”
Professor- “You can even buy groceries online.”Student- “You serious? You wouldn’t catch me buying collards online. I need my greens fresh.”
Professor- “Google can even tell you how often people search for things.”Student- “SHIT! That’s the’ Mark o’ da’ Beast! I ain’t Fuckin’ wit dat.”Professor- “Scary isn’t it.”
More to come! I can hardly keep up.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
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